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05:02 pm 1/16/05 Leave a comment	jennat Almost as if I were actually a cool lj kid There is now a livejournal syndication of jennatollerson.com, thanks to extemporangle. jennatollerson If you add the syndication to your friends page it'll let you know when I update at my domain. Isn't that exciting? It's an exciting day for me, anyway.

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	jennat User Number: 1458236 Date Created: 2003-11-13 Number of Posts: 4
Jenna is a pimp. She has a reputation for smacking some bitches and taking advantage of young men all over the tri-state area.
Strengths: Pimposity. Impressive breadth and depth of musical knowledge. High alcohol tolerance. Heaving bosom. Gorgeous eyes.
Weaknesses: Highly attracted to assholes, especially pretentious musicians. Wears geekery on her sleeve. Always broke as hell.
Special Skills: Cussing like a sailor. Driving like a maniac. Slapping the bitches.
Weapons: Jenna possesses The Awesome Hypnotizing Cleavage of Death, and all who merely glance at it become transfixed and powerless, unable to look away.
Quote That Sums Up Jenna: from Deconstructing Harry: “You have no values. Your whole life, it's nihilism, it's cynicism, it's sarcasm, and orgasm!” “You know, in France I could run on that slogan and win.”

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Current Mood:	saucy
Current Music:	Keane :: Somewhere Only We Know

Current Mood:	amused
Current Music:	Van Morrison - "I Will Be There"

jennat's LJ stalker is magicalcatie!

magicalcatie is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also in jail for murder!

Current Mood:	amused
Current Music:	Ben Folds - Best Imitation of Myself (Live version)


11:17 pm 2/4/04	jennat This is Jenna... ...on the cover of Conan comic #120. Legend has it my father named me after her.


05:35 pm 11/13/03	jennat So I'm finally here... I just wanted to be able to log on and be part of the little cult here. If you want real updates of me and such you should check out Jenna's House of Idiosyncrasies. ~~A Caricature of Myself. You can also apply to date me or join my business.~~ See you soon. Edited 2 Nov 2004.